Life hacks are supposed to make things easier, right? But sometimes, these hacks get so absurdly inventive that they solve problems we didn’t even know we had. From questionable uses of household items to time-savers that might actually waste time, here are 10 ridiculous life hacks that nobody asked for—but you’ll probably try at least one.
“Save Time in the Morning by Sleeping in Your Clothes”
Why waste precious time in the morning picking out and putting on clothes when you could sleep in tomorrow’s outfit? Sure, you’ll be slightly wrinkled, and maybe a little uncomfortable, but you’ll have those five extra minutes to spend, well… still not doing anything productive. Bonus: It adds a new level of “preparedness” to your life.
If you’re not into fashion anyway, this could be the breakthrough you’ve been waiting for.
“Can’t Find a Spoon? Just Use a Pringle”
Imagine this: You’re all set to dive into a delicious tub of ice cream, only to realize you have no spoon. Don’t despair! Grab a sturdy Pringle, and voilà—instant spoon replacement. It’ll get soggy within seconds and possibly break in the process, but that’s all part of the “life hack” charm.
And hey, the salt from the Pringle will add a little flavour twist to your dessert.
“Turn Old CDs into Drink Coasters”
This hack is technically useful, but also incredibly unnecessary. Instead of throwing out your old CDs, why not stack them up as drink coasters? They’ll add a nostalgic 2000s vibe to your home, and you’ll have a fun conversation starter for guests. Just don’t be surprised if your drink slides right off onto the table—the CDs are more slippery than functional.
“Use Your Credit Card to ‘Cut Down on Spending’ by Literally Cutting It”
Financial experts say cutting down on spending is key to saving, and we say, why not take that advice literally? Just snip your credit card in half, and behold: a life hack that instantly controls your spending habits. If you ever need to use it again, well, just glue it back together. It’ll give the cashier a laugh, if nothing else.
“Avoid Doing Dishes by Wrapping Everything in Plastic Wrap”
Want to avoid the hassle of doing dishes? Just line every plate, bowl, and cup in your house with plastic wrap before each use. After you’re done eating, peel off the plastic and toss it. This hack is environmentally questionable (okay, downright terrible), but hey, you’ll save time—until you have to explain it to a confused dinner guest.
“Use a Hair Dryer to Dry Your Clothes in a Hurry”
If you ever find yourself needing dry clothes ASAP, why wait for the dryer to finish? Instead, grab your trusty hair dryer, point it at your damp jeans, and get ready for a long (and slightly ridiculous) drying session. It’ll only take about 40 minutes longer than a regular dryer would, but think of all the arm workouts you’ll be getting.
“Make Your Own Instant Cereal by Adding Milk to the Box”
Why bother with bowls? Next time you’re in a rush, skip the dishes entirely by pouring milk directly into your cereal box. It’s messy, impractical, and will probably ruin half the cereal, but it’s a hack, right? Just be prepared for soggy cereal and a very awkward pouring experience.
Bonus tip: This works best if you have absolutely no regard for the cleanliness of your kitchen table.
“Turn Your Laptop Charger into a Heater”
On a cold day, if your heater isn’t doing the trick, try unplugging and replugging your laptop charger until it gets hot. Then, cozy up with this unintentional “heater” for some extra warmth. This hack is barely functional, and potentially unsafe, but it’s a way to squeeze a little more value out of your devices.
“Write Your Grocery List on Your Hand to Avoid Forgetting It”
Paper lists? Apps? Too mainstream. For the ultimate foolproof solution, just write your grocery list directly on your hand before heading to the store. Not only will you look like you have a massive tattoo of random food items, but you also get the joy of explaining why “eggs, milk, TP” is inked across your palm.
“Organize Your Cables by… Just Don’t Untangle Them”
Who needs fancy cable organizers or zip ties? Just leave your tangled mess of cables exactly as they are. Instead of spending 20 minutes untangling them, consider each knot a reminder of past struggles, a piece of art representing your commitment to DIY solutions. After all, it’s only a matter of time before they get tangled again, so why fight it?
And the moral of this story is…
As if you really need me to tell you this! Most life hacks are either common sense or just plain wacky. If you stop reading them then maybe, just maybe, they will go away.
Dwight Warner is the quintessential oddball Brit, with a weirdly American-sounding name, who has a knack for turning the mundane into the extraordinary. Hailing originally from London, now living in the sleepy depths of Lincolnshire but claiming an allegiance to the absurd, Dwight has perfected the art of finding the surreal in real life. Whether it’s a spirited rant about the philosophical implications of queueing or a deep dive into why tea tastes better in a mug older than you, his blogs blur the line between the abstract and the everyday.
With an irreverent wit and a penchant for tangents that somehow come full circle, Dwight Warner doesn’t just write; he performs on the page. His humour is both sharp and delightfully nonsensical, like Monty Python met your nosiest neighbour and they decided to co-write a diary.
Known for being gregarious, Dwight is the life of any (real or metaphorical) party, whether he’s deconstructing the existential crisis of mismatched socks or sharing his inexplicable theories about why pigeons are secretly running the economy.
A larger-than-life personality with a laugh as loud as his opinions, Dwight Warner invites readers to step into a world where everything’s slightly askew—and that’s exactly how he likes it.
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