What Actually Is Art? (Because I’m Not Entirely Sure Anymore)
A reflection on why modern art leaves some of us baffled. Landscapes and happy little trees make sense — pickled cows and piles of bricks, not so much.
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Why Minecraft Is the Most British Game Ever Invented (Despite Being Swedish)
Minecraft might be Swedish by birth, but in spirit, it’s deeply British: chaotic building projects, aimless wandering, low-level panic, and stubborn optimism. A whimsical essay on why Minecraft belongs to Britain now.
A Field Guide to Identifying Different Types of Rain
April showers bring more than flowers—they bring chaos. A whimsical guide to the different types of British April rain, from soggy betrayals to full-blown biblical walls of moisture.
What Your Choice of Breakfast Cereal Says About Your Current Emotional State
What does your choice of breakfast cereal reveal about your emotional state? A whimsical, nostalgic look at soggy Weetabix, chaotic Coco Pops, and a heartfelt lament for the loss of Ricicles.
A Short Play Entitled: “Yes, I’ve Definitely Locked the Door”
You definitely locked the door… didn’t you? A one-act domestic drama about the spiral of self-doubt that follows us down the street. Whimsical, relatable, and mildly unhinged.
The Ancient Art of Forgetting Why You Walked Into the Room
Ever wandered into a room and forgotten why? You’re not alone. A whimsical exploration of one of life’s most baffling yet universal experiences—losing your train of thought mid-walk.
Leaving Work on a Friday – The Different Types of Exit
The great British tradition of escaping work on a Friday—stealth exits, dramatic goodbyes, and last-minute traps. A humorous look at the different types of Friday departures.
The Life Cycle of a Carrier Bag (And What It Teaches Us About Life)
From proud shopping essential to forgotten cupboard dweller, the humble carrier bag’s journey mirrors our own. A humorous, philosophical look at its life cycle—and what we can learn from it.