
The Season of Ding-Dong and Disaster
In our house, the Ring doorbell is less a piece of technology and more a summoning spell for chaos, featuring one adult shih-poo, one cockerpoo puppy, and an unhealthy interest in USB cables.
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In our house, the Ring doorbell is less a piece of technology and more a summoning spell for chaos, featuring one adult shih-poo, one cockerpoo puppy, and an unhealthy interest in USB cables.

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