What Actually Is Art? (Because I’m Not Entirely Sure Anymore)
A reflection on why modern art leaves some of us baffled. Landscapes and happy little trees make sense — pickled cows and piles of bricks, not so much.
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Why Minecraft Is the Most British Game Ever Invented (Despite Being Swedish)
Minecraft might be Swedish by birth, but in spirit, it’s deeply British: chaotic building projects, aimless wandering, low-level panic, and stubborn optimism. A whimsical essay on why Minecraft belongs to Britain now.
A Field Guide to Identifying Different Types of Rain
April showers bring more than flowers—they bring chaos. A whimsical guide to the different types of British April rain, from soggy betrayals to full-blown biblical walls of moisture.
What Your Choice of Breakfast Cereal Says About Your Current Emotional State
What does your choice of breakfast cereal reveal about your emotional state? A whimsical, nostalgic look at soggy Weetabix, chaotic Coco Pops, and a heartfelt lament for the loss of Ricicles.
The Ancient Art of Forgetting Why You Walked Into the Room
Ever wandered into a room and forgotten why? You’re not alone. A whimsical exploration of one of life’s most baffling yet universal experiences—losing your train of thought mid-walk.
Do Pigeons Have a Favourite Bakery?
Do pigeons prefer Greggs or Cooplands? Are they pastry connoisseurs or just indiscriminate food vacuums? A whimsical investigation into the secret tastes of urban birds.
Why Do Ducks Always Seem So Happy?
Why do ducks always seem so happy? From effortless floating to unapologetic quacking, this whimsical essay explores the secrets behind their carefree joy.
How to Apologise to Inanimate Objects (and Why We Do It)
Why do we apologise to chairs, doorframes, and kettles? Explore the whimsical world of object apologies in this humorous essay on British quirks and clumsy charm.