Things I Would Use a Time Machine For
What would you do with a time machine? Save the world? Kerry Freeman would rather slap Henry VIII, steal hats, sabotage tea-making, and rewrite the Domesday Book out of pure spite.
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Five Times I Dropped Myself In It
A well-meaning comment here, a helpful suggestion there—and suddenly you’re running a cross-departmental project you didn’t ask for. Five moments of workplace self-sabotage, told with wit, regret, and a touch of spreadsheet trauma.
The Tyranny of Eye Contact: A Neurodivergent Field Guide
A neurodivergent take on the social minefield of eye contact, masking, and the unfortunate realities of looking anywhere but someone’s face—including, yes, accidental boob stares.
Leftovers and Lanyards: A Conference Catering Mystery
A deep-dive into the strange world of conference catering, where no one eats the wraps, everyone mysteriously ends up at McDonald’s, and four types of hummus slowly congeal in silence.
Motionless in the Dark: A Lavatorial Mystery
A darkly comic deep-dive into the bureaucratic injustice of toilet sensor lights turning off mid-poo, featuring one man’s cubicle crisis.
An Intermission, Brought to You by Dust and Quiet
Kerry Freeman bids a quietly surreal farewell (but not goodbye) to regular posting on untypicable, in a poetic reflection featuring dust, humming cupboards, and emotional biscuits.
History’s Most Unhinged Talk Show Pairings
What happens when history’s most infamous figures host talk shows? From Queen Elizabeth I vs. Guy Fawkes to Attila the Hun’s cooking showdown with Gordon Ramsay, this surreal lineup of historical chat shows blends satire, chaos, and absurd wisdom.
A Marxist’s Trip to the Supermarket (with Kids): Alienation in Aisle 3
Marx meets meltdown in this chaotic trip to the supermarket with kids. Capitalism, cereal, and class struggle—now with snacks.
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