Secret Lives of Kitchen Appliances: What the Kettle Really Knows
A whimsical, slightly paranoid essay from the perspective of your kitchen kettle, revealing the secrets it keeps and the judgements it silently passes as it watches your daily chaos.
Tag: everyday object satire
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Why Does Your Car Sometimes Seem Like It’s Sighing When You Sit in It?
A slightly paranoid essay on why your car might be sighing every time you sit down. From pothole trauma to fast food shame, maybe it’s quietly judging your driving.