Tea Bag or Tea Bastard? The Secret Lives of Brewing Styles
Explore the unspoken rules of British tea-making—from milk-first chaos to biscuit betrayal. It’s not just a drink. It’s a social minefield.
Motionless in the Dark: A Lavatorial Mystery
A darkly comic deep-dive into the bureaucratic injustice of toilet sensor lights turning off mid-poo, featuring one man’s cubicle crisis.
Secret Lives of Kitchen Appliances: What the Kettle Really Knows
A whimsical, slightly paranoid essay from the perspective of your kitchen kettle, revealing the secrets it keeps and the judgements it silently passes as it watches your daily chaos.
An Open Letter to the People Who Leave One Sheet on the Toilet Roll
An open letter to the unsung menace of modern civilisation: those who leave just one sheet on the toilet roll.
The Sociology of Theme Parks: Manufactured Joy and Queue-Based Hierarchies
Easter at a theme park: overpriced balloons, endless queues, and manufactured joy zones. Dive into the sociology of theme parks — where capitalism meets candyfloss-fuelled chaos.
Why Minecraft Is the Most British Game Ever Invented (Despite Being Swedish)
Minecraft might be Swedish by birth, but in spirit, it’s deeply British: chaotic building projects, aimless wandering, low-level panic, and stubborn optimism. A whimsical essay on why Minecraft belongs to Britain now.