Do Chairs Have Consciousness? (And Are They Judging Us?)
A whimsical essay pondering whether chairs might secretly have consciousness — and if they do, are they quietly judging us for the crumbs, the slouching, and the occasional fart?
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What Actually Is Art? (Because I’m Not Entirely Sure Anymore)
A reflection on why modern art leaves some of us baffled. Landscapes and happy little trees make sense — pickled cows and piles of bricks, not so much.
Why Minecraft Is the Most British Game Ever Invented (Despite Being Swedish)
Minecraft might be Swedish by birth, but in spirit, it’s deeply British: chaotic building projects, aimless wandering, low-level panic, and stubborn optimism. A whimsical essay on why Minecraft belongs to Britain now.
A Field Guide to Identifying Different Types of Rain
April showers bring more than flowers—they bring chaos. A whimsical guide to the different types of British April rain, from soggy betrayals to full-blown biblical walls of moisture.
What Your Choice of Breakfast Cereal Says About Your Current Emotional State
What does your choice of breakfast cereal reveal about your emotional state? A whimsical, nostalgic look at soggy Weetabix, chaotic Coco Pops, and a heartfelt lament for the loss of Ricicles.
A Short Play Entitled: “Yes, I’ve Definitely Locked the Door”
You definitely locked the door… didn’t you? A one-act domestic drama about the spiral of self-doubt that follows us down the street. Whimsical, relatable, and mildly unhinged.
The Ancient Art of Forgetting Why You Walked Into the Room
Ever wandered into a room and forgotten why? You’re not alone. A whimsical exploration of one of life’s most baffling yet universal experiences—losing your train of thought mid-walk.
Leaving Work on a Friday – The Different Types of Exit
The great British tradition of escaping work on a Friday—stealth exits, dramatic goodbyes, and last-minute traps. A humorous look at the different types of Friday departures.