Mindfulness for the Chronically Irritated
A practical guide for those who want to be calm, compassionate, and spiritually centred — but also think most people are idiots.
Not what you were thinking…
A practical guide for those who want to be calm, compassionate, and spiritually centred — but also think most people are idiots.
Ever wondered what an IKEA Allen key thinks about its short, twisted life? This surreal monologue reveals the tragic tale of a hexagonal tool born for assembly and destined for abandonment in the back of your junk drawer.
Explore the unspoken rules of British tea-making—from milk-first chaos to biscuit betrayal. It’s not just a drink. It’s a social minefield.
A drizzly Wednesday walk leads to an unexpected connection with a solitary traffic cone, a gift of a Werther’s Original, and a sudden council intervention.
Ever wondered why cheese tastes better eaten standing up at midnight in the fridge light? A whimsical reflection on illicit cheddar, rebellion, and the psychology of secret dairy feasts.
A remote control tells its side of the story: where it really goes when it disappears, why it hides, and what it thinks about jammy fingers, battery swaps, and being left under the cushion again.
A whimsical, slightly paranoid essay from the perspective of your kitchen kettle, revealing the secrets it keeps and the judgements it silently passes as it watches your daily chaos.
A whimsical, satirical essay imagining a world where newspaper headlines had to be completely truthful, from underwhelming sports results to painfully accurate weather reports.