All I Want for Christmas Is a Risk Assessment
Once you describe Santa’s job to an HR department, the entire operation collapses under the weight of policy, training, and paperwork.
Not what you were thinking…
Once you describe Santa’s job to an HR department, the entire operation collapses under the weight of policy, training, and paperwork.
A practical guide for those who want to be calm, compassionate, and spiritually centred — but also think most people are idiots.
Ever wondered what an IKEA Allen key thinks about its short, twisted life? This surreal monologue reveals the tragic tale of a hexagonal tool born for assembly and destined for abandonment in the back of your junk drawer.
Explore the unspoken rules of British tea-making—from milk-first chaos to biscuit betrayal. It’s not just a drink. It’s a social minefield.
A drizzly Wednesday walk leads to an unexpected connection with a solitary traffic cone, a gift of a Werther’s Original, and a sudden council intervention.
Ever wondered why cheese tastes better eaten standing up at midnight in the fridge light? A whimsical reflection on illicit cheddar, rebellion, and the psychology of secret dairy feasts.
A remote control tells its side of the story: where it really goes when it disappears, why it hides, and what it thinks about jammy fingers, battery swaps, and being left under the cushion again.
A whimsical, slightly paranoid essay from the perspective of your kitchen kettle, revealing the secrets it keeps and the judgements it silently passes as it watches your daily chaos.