Iâd Do Anything for Love, But I Wonât Answer a Phone Call With a Withheld Number
Why is answering a withheld number call so terrifying?
Year: 2025
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Why Does Cheese Taste Better When You Eat It Standing Up in the Fridge Light?
Ever wondered why cheese tastes better eaten standing up at midnight in the fridge light? A whimsical reflection on illicit cheddar, rebellion, and the psychology of secret dairy feasts.
Britainâs Got Cooking Talent: Judged by My Own Appliances
Discover the surreal narrative of Britainâs Got Cooking Talent judged by your own kitchen appliances, from the scornful cooker to the savage dishwasher critiques.
Historyâs Most Unhinged Talk Show Pairings
What happens when historyâs most infamous figures host talk shows? From Queen Elizabeth I vs. Guy Fawkes to Attila the Hunâs cooking showdown with Gordon Ramsay, this surreal lineup of historical chat shows blends satire, chaos, and absurd wisdom.
From Downton to Deathmatch
What happens when British TV and the prison system collide? A darkly satirical look at the rise of The Running Man: UK.
Why Autism Isnât a Trend â And Why I Hate the Term âNeurospicyâ
An essay on the rise of âneurospicyâ as a trend, the misuse of ADHD as a parenting excuse, and why autism is not a quirky personality trait. Written from an autistic perspective.
At What Age Do We Become Our Parents (and Can It Be Stopped)?
At what age do we become our parentsâand is there any way to stop it? A humourous look at the moment you realise youâve become your dad or mum, complete with opinions about thermostats and Tupperware.
Console Wars: A Sociological Saga of Plastic, Pixels, and Petty Tribalism
Dive into the sociology of the console wars with an irreverent look at how gaming consoles became tribal totems, identity markers, and the weirdest battlefield of late capitalism.