Things I Would Use a Time Machine For
What would you do with a time machine? Save the world? Kerry Freeman would rather slap Henry VIII, steal hats, sabotage tea-making, and rewrite the Domesday Book out of pure spite.
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Am I Autistic, or Am I Really a Cat?
Ever wondered if your personality quirks are signs of autism or just suspiciously similar to a house cat? Join us on a hilariously neurodivergent journey through routines, sarcasm, and the suspicious behaviour of a possibly ADHD dog.
Why the Neighbour’s Cat Is Secretly Your Boss
Think you’re in charge? Think again. The neighbour’s cat runs the neighbourhood—demanding food, enforcing rules, and delivering performance reviews with a single stare.
Why Cats Are the Original Philosophers
Discover why cats might just be the original philosophers. From their contemplative stares to their unapologetic indifference, this whimsical essay explores the wisdom of our feline friends.
How to Decorate for Christmas When Your Flat is the Size of a Shoebox and You Have a Homicidal Cat
Discover hilarious and practical tips for decorating your tiny flat this Christmas while surviving your cat’s relentless attacks on tinsel, baubles, and holiday cheer.