All I Want for Christmas Is a Risk Assessment
Once you describe Santa’s job to an HR department, the entire operation collapses under the weight of policy, training, and paperwork.
Mindfulness for the Chronically Irritated
A practical guide for those who want to be calm, compassionate, and spiritually centred — but also think most people are idiots.
Masking 101: The Hidden Curriculum of Being Socially Acceptable
From rehearsing small talk to decoding office jargon, this irreverent take on masking explores the unspoken rules neurodivergent people navigate daily.
The Office as an Escape Room: A Corporate Horror Story
Forget riddles and padlocks—the real escape room is your open-plan office. From printer meltdowns to mysterious acronyms, this is a hilarious deep dive into the puzzles, traps, and tragic snacks of workplace life.
Five Times I Dropped Myself In It
A well-meaning comment here, a helpful suggestion there—and suddenly you're running a cross-departmental project you didn’t ask for. Five moments of workplace self-sabotage, told with wit, regret, and a touch of spreadsheet trauma.
The Neurotypical Vanishing Act: Or, How to Become Socially Radioactive in One Diagnosis
People don’t run from autism — they run from their own discomfort about it. This brutally honest and bitingly funny article explores what really happens after you say, “I’m autistic,” and the strange art of being quietly excluded.