I’d Do Anything for Love, But I Won’t Answer a Phone Call With a Withheld Number
Why is answering a withheld number call so terrifying?
The Secret Life of the Remote Control: A Sofa-Dwelling Autobiography
A remote control tells its side of the story: where it really goes when it disappears, why it hides, and what it thinks about jammy fingers, battery swaps, and being left under the cushion again.
Secret Lives of Kitchen Appliances: What the Kettle Really Knows
A whimsical, slightly paranoid essay from the perspective of your kitchen kettle, revealing the secrets it keeps and the judgements it silently passes as it watches your daily chaos.
A Guide to Why We Let Our Inbox Get So Full
Ever wondered why your inbox is a chaotic digital wasteland? Explore the psychology behind overflowing email accounts, the guilt of unread messages, and whether AI inbox tools are genius or just enabling our laziness.
Should Email Clients Introduce a Shock Button for ‘Reply All’ Offenders?
Should email clients introduce a shock button for people who misuse the Reply All button? A comically unhinged proposal for controlling office inbox chaos.
Why Does Your Car Sometimes Seem Like It’s Sighing When You Sit in It?
A slightly paranoid essay on why your car might be sighing every time you sit down. From pothole trauma to fast food shame, maybe it’s quietly judging your driving.