The Life Cycle of a Carrier Bag (And What It Teaches Us About Life)
From proud shopping essential to forgotten cupboard dweller, the humble carrier bag’s journey mirrors our own. A humorous, philosophical look at its life cycle—and what we can learn from it.
How to Win an Argument with a Seagull
Seagulls don’t steal food—they claim it. A humorous tale of seaside survival, as one hapless human learns the hard way that arguing with a seagull is a battle you will never win.
The Five Stages of Regret After Sending a Drunken Text
We've all been there—sending a regrettable drunken text only to wake up to existential dread. Explore the five emotional stages of post-text regret and how to (maybe) avoid it next time.
Do Pigeons Have a Favourite Bakery?
Do pigeons prefer Greggs or Cooplands? Are they pastry connoisseurs or just indiscriminate food vacuums? A whimsical investigation into the secret tastes of urban birds.
The Conspiracy Theory About Conspiracy Theories
What if conspiracy theories are the biggest conspiracy of all? From shadowy cabals to black helicopters, this satirical deep dive uncovers the truth… or does it?
Why Adults Deserve Gold Stars for Basic Tasks
Adulthood comes with endless responsibilities but little recognition. This essay explores why adults deserve gold stars for everyday achievements and how small rewards can boost motivation.