What If All Newspaper Headlines Had to Be Truthful?
A whimsical, satirical essay imagining a world where newspaper headlines had to be completely truthful, from underwhelming sports results to painfully accurate weather reports.
Why Does Your Car Sometimes Seem Like It’s Sighing When You Sit in It?
A slightly paranoid essay on why your car might be sighing every time you sit down. From pothole trauma to fast food shame, maybe it’s quietly judging your driving.
Can You Be a Woke Nazi? Unpacking the Internet’s Dumbest Oxymoron
Can someone really be a "woke Nazi"? Explore the absurd contradictions of modern political insults in this witty sociological takedown of meaningless labels and outrage culture.
Do Chairs Have Consciousness? (And Are They Judging Us?)
A whimsical essay pondering whether chairs might secretly have consciousness — and if they do, are they quietly judging us for the crumbs, the slouching, and the occasional fart?
Sociology Gone Wild: Theories So Bizarre They Might Actually Explain Everything
From phrenology to TikTok rebellions, explore the most bizarre sociological theories that prove humans can intellectualise anything — even stripy donkeys and microwaved fish.
Why Are Crisp Bags So Full of Air? The Snack-Sized Deception Explained
Ever wondered why crisp bags are mostly empty? Discover the truth behind the air-filled packaging, shrinking portions, and snack-sized betrayal in this deep-dive into the UK’s favourite salty disappointment.