Confessions of an IKEA Allen Key
Ever wondered what an IKEA Allen key thinks about its short, twisted life? This surreal monologue reveals the tragic tale of a hexagonal tool born for assembly and destined for abandonment in the back of your junk drawer.
What If Inspector Morse Went to Sheffield Polytechnic?
What if Inspector Morse swapped Oxford’s dreaming spires for Sheffield Polytechnic’s brutalist breeze-blocks? This satirical rewrite reimagines the iconic detective solving petty crimes, battling chip pan conspiracies, and brooding over pints of bitter in South Yorkshire. Less Wagner, more Status...
Tea Bag or Tea Bastard? The Secret Lives of Brewing Styles
Explore the unspoken rules of British tea-making—from milk-first chaos to biscuit betrayal. It’s not just a drink. It’s a social minefield.
Motionless in the Dark: A Lavatorial Mystery
A darkly comic deep-dive into the bureaucratic injustice of toilet sensor lights turning off mid-poo, featuring one man’s cubicle crisis.
Why Does Cheese Taste Better When You Eat It Standing Up in the Fridge Light?
Ever wondered why cheese tastes better eaten standing up at midnight in the fridge light? A whimsical reflection on illicit cheddar, rebellion, and the psychology of secret dairy feasts.
History’s Most Unhinged Talk Show Pairings
What happens when history’s most infamous figures host talk shows? From Queen Elizabeth I vs. Guy Fawkes to Attila the Hun’s cooking showdown with Gordon Ramsay, this surreal lineup of historical chat shows blends satire, chaos, and absurd wisdom.