Leftovers and Lanyards: A Conference Catering Mystery
A deep-dive into the strange world of conference catering, where no one eats the wraps, everyone mysteriously ends up at McDonald’s, and four types of hummus slowly congeal in silence.
Motionless in the Dark: A Lavatorial Mystery
A darkly comic deep-dive into the bureaucratic injustice of toilet sensor lights turning off mid-poo, featuring one man’s cubicle crisis.
I’d Do Anything for Love, But I Won’t Answer a Phone Call With a Withheld Number
Why is answering a withheld number call so terrifying?
Why Does Cheese Taste Better When You Eat It Standing Up in the Fridge Light?
Ever wondered why cheese tastes better eaten standing up at midnight in the fridge light? A whimsical reflection on illicit cheddar, rebellion, and the psychology of secret dairy feasts.
Britain’s Got Cooking Talent: Judged by My Own Appliances
Discover the surreal narrative of Britain’s Got Cooking Talent judged by your own kitchen appliances, from the scornful cooker to the savage dishwasher critiques.
History’s Most Unhinged Talk Show Pairings
What happens when history’s most infamous figures host talk shows? From Queen Elizabeth I vs. Guy Fawkes to Attila the Hun’s cooking showdown with Gordon Ramsay, this surreal lineup of historical chat shows blends satire, chaos, and absurd wisdom.