Trading Chaos for Caffeine: A Neurodivergent Guide to Learning to Drink Coffee
Switching from Pepsi Max and energy drinks to coffee sounds simple—until you realise coffee is a lifestyle, not just a drink. This humorous deep dive explores the neurodivergent struggle of acquiring a taste for coffee, battling barista anxiety, and finally...
The Five Stages of Regret After Sending a Drunken Text
We've all been there—sending a regrettable drunken text only to wake up to existential dread. Explore the five emotional stages of post-text regret and how to (maybe) avoid it next time.
Do Pigeons Have a Favourite Bakery?
Do pigeons prefer Greggs or Cooplands? Are they pastry connoisseurs or just indiscriminate food vacuums? A whimsical investigation into the secret tastes of urban birds.
James Martin and His Unholy Obsession with Butter
Why is James Martin so obsessed with butter? A deep dive into the Yorkshire chef’s unapologetic love for drowning everything in dairy, from roast potatoes to coffee.
Why Do Online Recipes Insist on Telling a Life Story Before Getting to the Ingredients?
Why do food bloggers write their life stories before getting to the actual recipe? A hilarious deep dive into the world of endless scrolling, pop-ups, and emotional backstories before finding out how to boil pasta.
The Existential Philosophy of a Greggs Steak Bake
Discover the hidden philosophy behind a Greggs Steak Bake—how its flaky crust, messy filling, and fleeting warmth mirror the complexities of life itself.