The Forgotten Olympics: Competitive Napping and Other Events That Should Exist
Ever wished competitive napping or synchronised queueing were Olympic sports? Dive into the whimsical world of the Forgotten Olympics celebrating the absurd skills we truly excel at.
What Actually Is Art? (Because I’m Not Entirely Sure Anymore)
A reflection on why modern art leaves some of us baffled. Landscapes and happy little trees make sense — pickled cows and piles of bricks, not so much.
Why Minecraft Is the Most British Game Ever Invented (Despite Being Swedish)
Minecraft might be Swedish by birth, but in spirit, it’s deeply British: chaotic building projects, aimless wandering, low-level panic, and stubborn optimism. A whimsical essay on why Minecraft belongs to Britain now.
Lamenting the Good Old British Sitcom: Where Did All the Laughs Go?
What happened to the great British sitcom? From Fawlty Towers to Only Fools and Horses, classic comedies once ruled TV. Now, we’re left with dramedies and awkward silences. Is there hope for a comeback?
The Conspiracy Theory About Conspiracy Theories
What if conspiracy theories are the biggest conspiracy of all? From shadowy cabals to black helicopters, this satirical deep dive uncovers the truth… or does it?
James Martin and His Unholy Obsession with Butter
Why is James Martin so obsessed with butter? A deep dive into the Yorkshire chef’s unapologetic love for drowning everything in dairy, from roast potatoes to coffee.