Confessions of an IKEA Allen Key
Ever wondered what an IKEA Allen key thinks about its short, twisted life? This surreal monologue reveals the tragic tale of a hexagonal tool born for assembly and destined for abandonment in the back of your junk drawer.
What If Inspector Morse Went to Sheffield Polytechnic?
What if Inspector Morse swapped Oxford’s dreaming spires for Sheffield Polytechnic’s brutalist breeze-blocks? This satirical rewrite reimagines the iconic detective solving petty crimes, battling chip pan conspiracies, and brooding over pints of bitter in South Yorkshire. Less Wagner, more Status...
Things I Would Use a Time Machine For
What would you do with a time machine? Save the world? Kerry Freeman would rather slap Henry VIII, steal hats, sabotage tea-making, and rewrite the Domesday Book out of pure spite.
The Office as an Escape Room: A Corporate Horror Story
Forget riddles and padlocks—the real escape room is your open-plan office. From printer meltdowns to mysterious acronyms, this is a hilarious deep dive into the puzzles, traps, and tragic snacks of workplace life.
How Did Liam Neeson Sneak Into a Naked Gun Without Us Noticing?
It’s been years since Hollywood gave us a proper belly laugh, but Liam Neeson’s unexpected turn in The Naked Gun reboot proves slapstick still works.
The Day I Tried to Befriend a Traffic Cone
A drizzly Wednesday walk leads to an unexpected connection with a solitary traffic cone, a gift of a Werther’s Original, and a sudden council intervention.