Things I Would Use a Time Machine For
What would you do with a time machine? Save the world? Kerry Freeman would rather slap Henry VIII, steal hats, sabotage tea-making, and rewrite the Domesday Book out of pure spite.
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The Office as an Escape Room: A Corporate Horror Story
Forget riddles and padlocks—the real escape room is your open-plan office. From printer meltdowns to mysterious acronyms, this is a hilarious deep dive into the puzzles, traps, and tragic snacks of workplace life.
Five Times I Dropped Myself In It
A well-meaning comment here, a helpful suggestion there—and suddenly you’re running a cross-departmental project you didn’t ask for. Five moments of workplace self-sabotage, told with wit, regret, and a touch of spreadsheet trauma.
How Did Liam Neeson Sneak Into a Naked Gun Without Us Noticing?
It’s been years since Hollywood gave us a proper belly laugh, but Liam Neeson’s unexpected turn in The Naked Gun reboot proves slapstick still works.
The Day I Tried to Befriend a Traffic Cone
A drizzly Wednesday walk leads to an unexpected connection with a solitary traffic cone, a gift of a Werther’s Original, and a sudden council intervention.
How to Win at Board Games by Ruining Friendships
Board games: the perfect blend of fun, competition, and lifelong grudges. This laugh-out-loud guide shows you how to weaponise Monopoly, betray your allies in Risk, and ruin friendships over obscure Scrabble words — all in the name of victory.
The Neurotypical Vanishing Act: Or, How to Become Socially Radioactive in One Diagnosis
People don’t run from autism — they run from their own discomfort about it. This brutally honest and bitingly funny article explores what really happens after you say, “I’m autistic,” and the strange art of being quietly excluded.
The Passive-Aggressive Politics of Calendar Invites
A sharp look at the unspoken power plays behind workplace calendar invites. From 8:30am meetings to “optional” attendance, discover how your calendar is quietly judging you.