
All I Want for Christmas Is a Risk Assessment
Once you describe Santa’s job to an HR department, the entire operation collapses under the weight of policy, training, and paperwork.
A proudly pointless corner of the internet serving up delightful nonsense for people who take their humour more seriously than real life.

Once you describe Santa’s job to an HR department, the entire operation collapses under the weight of policy, training, and paperwork.
A brutally honest, darkly humorous look at Human Resources as the corporate hive mind. Why HR isn’t your friend, and what really happens behind those “just checking in” emails.

What’s the real point of HR? This satirical deep dive exposes the department’s true function—avoiding responsibility, protecting the company, and running pointless workshops.